And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
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