So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
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Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
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Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
tell me about the eggs
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