your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
She announced her abortion via fbk
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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