I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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