as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
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Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
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Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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