Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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