The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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