Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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