ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
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He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
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This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize