Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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