He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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