So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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