No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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