oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
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You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
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They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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