True but thats because hes a fetus.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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