Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
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I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
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if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
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