Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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