I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
COCAINE IS GR8
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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