Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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