i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Randomize
