Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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