we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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