I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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