...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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