Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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