absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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