i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
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i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
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Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
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