What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Randomize
