I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
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I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
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But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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