I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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