Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
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