talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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