Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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