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why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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