Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
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