marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
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She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
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and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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