I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
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you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
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Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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