THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
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If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
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Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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