Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
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We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
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Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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