She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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