It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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