Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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