Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
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You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
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He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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