no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
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