Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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