please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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