I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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