I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
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Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
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Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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