I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
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