No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
