this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
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I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
ttyl tear gas
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
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He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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