Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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