Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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