All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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