just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
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I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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