I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
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drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
whose ass print is on the piano?
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
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In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
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