office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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